LYDDEN HILL 16th july....

turblio

New Member
OH here we go stinky winky from the nissangtir site with his ultimate unbeatable M3 (named after a boring motorway) pimp wagon :lol: :lol:
mullered one of those half hour ago the hatred on the blokes face just cant stop myself :p
 
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fiecos dan

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m3 never mind, how does it feel to move so slowly?

ps mind my spellin :roll: :roll:
 

pete-r

New Member
StinkyWinky said:
Well done moderator.

All this my car is fatter - sorry faster - than yours is a load of chopper.

What concerns me more is the appaling spelling and poor use of punctuation and grandma.

These people are all obviously fudge nudgers. :shock:

Sell your cars and club together to get a life. :p

Put it up your growler.

Regards.


M3 driver
PMSL :lol: I like him,can we keep him?M3 drivers always give the best reaction when beaten :lol:
 

jonee

New Member
fiecos dan said:
who's that jonee?

another one of your bum chums? does he lie as well? or do you do enough for the whole of kent.

i admit i sed that. about the pug.

but as i was just as quick as him on the last outin,

you work it out

bhp@wheels/ton of my car on day, and the pug, not much in it.

as about tyres, the driver him self told me, the tyres he was usin are used by all in his racin series, so wen he tells me there racin tyres, i'm gona believe him.


jon do you remember you trackday against jim? where the video proof of him kickin your 319bhp pulser in his 250 bhp 2wd cossie?
there is a video of that trackday.
the guy who has still got it is EDD of this forum.
why don't you PM him and ask him if in the video you see my R being beat by jim's 2wd cossie.
i know it didn't.
the video will not lie :D

as for the driver of the pug telling you that they were racing tyres and you believe him.why. just cause he told you they were :roll:

if youv'e put toyo's on your 4x4 fiesta then my job will have been made a whole lot easyier, cause they are crap.

i look forward to the 16th as a day where once iv'e proved to all you local track day experts that my old shed doe's do its job,then you will finaly shut up :D

oh and if that fat hairdressing pecker wants to bring his tuned M3 then i'll add that to the list of slaugtered BMW's and believe me that list is long :D :D :D

jonee
 
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StinkyWinky

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Fat. . . . . . ?

Thats rich coming from you.

Easy way to make the little sh!tbox faster.

Get out of it ...... your BHP per tonne will rocket !

:D
 

jonee

New Member
StinkyWinky said:
Fat. . . . . . ?

Thats rich coming from you.

Easy way to make the little sh!tbox faster.

Get out of it ...... your BHP per tonne will rocket !

:D
well the speed your old pooher goe's youv'e got time to cut hair while your driving :D

so you will be on the line up too will you, or just another track day expert waiting to be put to shame.
so you won't be posting up on this site again after you butts been kicked or will you be refering to the M3 owners hand book of excuses :D :D :D

you will find the hand book in the glove box next to all your scissors and hair brushes :D :D :D




jonee
 

paz

Active Member
Anyone fancy comparing c.o.c.k sizes, or seeing who can p.i.s.s highest up a wall while we're at it? :roll: :lol: :wink:

Paz

Edit: to remove the g.a.y auto-mod words.
 
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Anonymous

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From what I have seen of Dans fiesta it looks pretty impressive (I saw a vid of you and Luke on the mad mile, should keep him quiet for a while!) but unless you’ve seen Jonees R going round a track (or been in it round brands gp :lol: ) then you have no idea how crazy the little thing is, if you think you can beat a Porsche gt3 cup racer (who was at the time 2nd in his championship) round a track then it should be interesting watching you and Jonee at Lydden. :twisted:

Jay
 
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lynx

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lets be honest here the fiesta is very quick yes indeed on the straight where it can be pointed and ragged but not very quick on the track not very quick at all my friends 50 odd secs round lydden, i told my nan about it yesterday and she is bringing her disabled cart down on the day, pmsl :D
 
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lynx

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R called Jay said:
jonee said:
ben do you realy believe your R has a dogs richard chance in hell of even keeping up with mine

cause i don't

jonee

:D :D
No course not, just interested to see how quick your car actually is up against somethin I know the performance of, as its difficult to tell the performance of a car on a track day unless you have something to compare it to.



lynx said:
hey what about that last semsec track day who was making up excuses then about a pug 205 with half the amount of bhp that the fiesta has got, i think they started rolling of the tongue like this " err he had racing tyres on his car" well since when has toyo proxies t1rs been racing tyres? think jonees car is gonna be much faster than most down there, and far superoir than most in the handling also i beleive that jonee is a far superior driver on track than what i have seen previously at lydden, go jonee its your birthday go jonee its your birthday you gonna whoop bottom like its your birthday !!!
Jonee, where do you get your mates from, its embarrisin :!: Put him back where he belongs.


No R called Jay im not embarassing i think you are the embarassing one, especially when you turn up at a track and the marshalls say to you sorry mate scrappys half mile down the road pmsl.
ps my nan is coming to lydden with her disabled cart to show you and dan how to drive shes just had nos put on that thing and boy does it go!!!! my grandad says bring it on young one lol
 
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lynx said:
R called Jay said:
jonee said:
ben do you realy believe your R has a dogs richard chance in hell of even keeping up with mine

cause i don't

jonee

:D :D
No course not, just interested to see how quick your car actually is up against somethin I know the performance of, as its difficult to tell the performance of a car on a track day unless you have something to compare it to.



lynx said:
hey what about that last semsec track day who was making up excuses then about a pug 205 with half the amount of bhp that the fiesta has got, i think they started rolling of the tongue like this " err he had racing tyres on his car" well since when has toyo proxies t1rs been racing tyres? think jonees car is gonna be much faster than most down there, and far superoir than most in the handling also i beleive that jonee is a far superior driver on track than what i have seen previously at lydden, go jonee its your birthday go jonee its your birthday you gonna whoop bottom like its your birthday !!!
Jonee, where do you get your mates from, its embarrisin :!: Put him back where he belongs.


No R called Jay im not embarassing i think you are the embarassing one, especially when you turn up at a track and the marshalls say to you sorry mate scrappys half mile down the road pmsl.
ps my nan is coming to lydden with her disabled cart to show you and dan how to drive shes just had nos put on that thing and boy does it go!!!! my grandad says bring it on young one lol
Jonee :!: He's your mate :lol: :cry:
 
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fiecos dan

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yes your right my car is very impressive in straight line.


so wen is my mad mile jonee butt beatin happenin?


i'll be at lyden to put my car all is worth, will jonee ever turn up at the mad mile? or the pod??

the answer is up to you jonee.

ill be goin to pod on the next RWYB, in less than 2 weeks. up for it jon??

come on lets hear the excusses! :roll:
 
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lynx

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fiecos dan said:
who's that jonee?

another one of your bum chums? does he lie as well? or do you do enough for the whole of kent.

i admit i sed that. about the pug.

but as i was just as quick as him on the last outin,

you work it out

bhp@wheels/ton of my car on day, and the pug, not much in it.

err how can you say that there isnt much in the power to weight ratio between your fiesta and the peugeot??? if you work it out. Your fiesta weighs around 1300kg yeah? you have 510 bhp, so 510 divided by 1300 then times by 1000 is 392.30 bhp per tonne and the peugeot weighs around 750 kg and has 178 bhp, so 178 divided by 750 then times by 1000 is 237.33 per tonne
so basically your saying there is not much in it;
pug 205 bhp per tonne 237.33
fiesta cossie 392.30 per tonne
not much only 154.97 bhp !!! lol :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
 
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lynx

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which is what that is isnt it ??? has dan not got 500 odd bhp at the wheels then?
 
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fiecos dan

Guest
its around 380 bhp @ wheels, at full power.


on day of last trackday it was low boost, so low 420bhp at fly, so 300 bhp at wheels.

so 300 / 1300 = 230 bhp@wheels per ton


pug 190bhp@fly = 168 bhp@ wheels =

168 / 750 = 224 bhp@wheels per ton
 
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