omg.........the indestructable car is miss behaving

[JIMMYBACK]

as the title suggests im having problems
the revs jump up n down like im revving it
it idles at 1500 to 1850
water temp at silly levels
oil temp at silly levels
alot/most fuses blew up
:shock:
batt voltage is at 11.5 to 11.9
lights indicators hazards keep cutting out
handbrake light always on
ill add some more then that come up :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
please help

 

[jiw]

i had this problem on my escort when some arseholes, (not naming the company) decided to drill a hole above my fusebox when fitting my clifford alarm, when it rained the fusebox used to fill with water and send the lights on and off etc etc, did a lot of crazy things tbh, was possessed :shock:

 

[Cambridge_pulsar]

I can offer no help whatsoever but this amuses me :lol: This really sums up pulsar ownership and the ridiculous problems that crop up for no reason at all :!:

 

[Keira]

This really sums up pulsar ownership and the ridiculous problems that crop up for no reason at all :!:

wrong,

this sums up the fact that jimmy is a nobber and his cars now had enough of him :lol:

 

[JIMMYBACK]

This really sums up pulsar ownership and the ridiculous problems that crop up for no reason at all :!:

wrong,

this sums up the fact that jimmy is a nobber and his cars now had enough of him :lol:

if u have nothing helpful to say get the fcuk out of my thread u over grown deformed hobbit :shock: 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Dooie Pop Pop]

that is some list mate :shock: you been saving up or what? cant believe that a (poss) single fault could cause so many problems

you aint fitted anything of Edds to your motor have you :?:

fault code checks gotta be first try

stu

ps go jimmy go jimmy go jimmy :lol: jerry! jerry! jerry! :lol: be a good bloke kieron give the guy some help ffs its not right to abuse the afflicted :lol:

 

[Keira]

i know what it is but i'm not telling you now

 

[JIMMYBACK]

i know what it is but i'm not telling you now

well apart for me being a nobber wot is it :shock:

 

[Keira]

not telling :lol:

 

[Dooie Pop Pop]

not telling :lol:

you nasty fooker :lol:

 

[JIMMYBACK]

not telling :lol:

you nasty fooker :lol:

yer wot did i say to u earlier :shock:

 

[Dooie Pop Pop]

not telling :lol:

you nasty fooker :lol:

yer wot did i say to u early :shock:

:idea: remember kierons fond of the word 'beg' i think he likes having power over young men tbh :lol:

 

[JIMMYBACK]

not telling :lol:

you nasty fooker :lol:

yer wot did i say to u early :shock:

:idea: remember kierons fond of the word 'beg' i think he likes having power over young men tbh :lol:

yer he must do :shock: o well wots the plan of attack :shock:

 

[Dooie Pop Pop]

fault code check
does anything electrical under the bonnet smell burnt?
look at the area' s where you' ve recently been working check for damage

 

[Keira]

look at the area' s where you' ve recently been working check for damage

:shock:

do you know something the rest of us dont stu :?: this has opened up a whole new world of possibilities :lol:

 

[Fast Guy]

Check your earths, sound like you could have a bad one somewhere unless like someone suggested you've fitted something electrical recently, in which case look at that.

 

[Dooie Pop Pop]

:idea: the earth under the washer bottle gets my vote dont worry mate your car IS unkillable. imo a lot of people on here are just jealous cos they blew their R' s up and yours is still pumpin 8) :lol:

 

[Dooie Pop Pop]

have you fixed it yet?
mincemastermatt mentioned headlights are the connector blocks ok?


:lol: kieron :roll: thats so below the belt i reckon you just punched him on the foot! go round an help the fooker you bitch :lol:
\/ \/ \/ \/

 

[Keira]

he aint no jim'llfixit he's more of a jimmyfuckwit :roll: :lol:#

couldn't resist that one

 

[JIMMYBACK]

he aint no jim'llfixit he's more of a jimmyfuckwit :roll: :lol:#

couldn't resist that one

cheers lads for the encourage ment :shock: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i have fix most of the problems..i havent aclue wot is was but i have check the eartn point n live wire etc and it all fine now :shock: i just need some fuses n all will be fine :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: fingers crossed