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PobodY

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None. - I was looking at cutting one down to size (the Ikea ones aren't far off), but I've never got around to it.
 
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pulsarboby

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mini baseball bat fits snuggly:lol:
always handy for a game of rounders
 

chopper

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would be nice to know so i can put my un-opened umbrella in the house and just get out for shows.
 

gtir_pimp

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i had a rounders bat until i broke it. now im thinking of a wallace & grommit umbrella or samurai sword
 

PobodY

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Samurai sword is curved; it probably won't fit nicely... plus if the boys in blue catch you with that you're in for a world of pain. :shock::lol:
 
could fit a reasonably sized dildo in there..... that way if the police find it you can just say your into anal.... but really, if swung hard enough it could do some damage! *as on Lock Stock* lol
 

gtir_pimp

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lmfao, hatchet harry beat the guy to death with a big black rubber cock! having a dildo there is a great idea coz it can be used as a weapon and a toy if your misses wants to get jiggy
 
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