Hello god long time no see....
i have a favour to ask.. I've been having a few problems just lately an was wanting to know if you could sort a few things out for me?
first problem is with the big man, as much as I like been on the nice list, I could do with some coal for our fire this year (I think he thought I was taking the piss when I asked for it last year) could you sort that for me?
oh an tell him not to land on the roof this year the fucking idiot smashed it right up last year (It leaks like a right fucking good un now) an the cookie an milk last year wasn't for the prick!?! I only went for a piss an when I got back they was gone!
lets see if you can sort that out before I ask anymore of you.
Cheers god xx