get a frikkin grip

stumo

Active Member
Imagine a world without the internet....

Any problems you face you have to deal with yourself (or via mates or pay someone).....

Your only source of info on new products/developments etc are magazines that come out monthly or catalogues....

You have to use your experience (or lack of) to order stuff from catalogues/manufacturers in the hope that you're correct. Distance selling regulations were just a figment of peoples imagination....so wrongly ordered stuff couldn't be sent back.


Has it sunk in yet?

There also used to be a thing called banter...... it's a collective word used to cover topics such as piss taking, joking, leg pulling, etc etc.

If you don't like a reply, think why that person has replied in that manner, take the advice on the chin as you might not like it as a dose of the truth often hurts. Don't cry like a baby cos if you do you'll be marked down as one for future reference for possibly more pisstaking etc.

Oh and how about growing some....... get a sensayuma.....laugh at yourself

Once you've read this you'll know if it applied to you or not.
 
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markwashington

Guest
This is bang out of order Stumo (yes that's right, I used a big S and it was on purpose). You should be banned, struck off and never allowed to own a R again, or any car for that matter, and banned from the internet, and banned from everything except prison where you should be right now. In fact I've just called the police and they're on their way.
 

stumo

Active Member
i know i'm a nasty person and should be punished.....Where's Clare when i need her????? :heart:
 

PobodY

Moderators
Staff member
A world without the internet!? I'd have to go back to buying porn from those shops in the back alleys... :lol:

I know what you mean though; sometimes you just have to say "yes, that was a stupid thing to ask after all" and chalk it up to experience.

The flip side of this is that if you do have teh interwebs, why can't you search for anything yourself? Even google will throw-up threads from here, so you don't need to limit yourself to this site. - Have you noticed how when you start a thread with "I was looking at..." or "I've had a search and..." you get heplful contributions... but if you haven't even tried all you get is "use the search tool" and "you're a douche"?
 
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markwashington

Guest
i know i'm a nasty person and should be punished.....Where's Clare when i need her????? :heart:
How do you know my sister? I think I'm going to have to have a word with her about who she hangs out with!
 
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pulsarboby

Guest
Stumo (with capital S) stop having a dig at me you useless wife pilchering cnut, im gonna suffocate you with paddington once ive managed to drag him out from under my pram wheel:lol:

and you washington yep you dont even own an R anymore so you can stfu too or youll get some of paddingtons stuffing once ive finished stuffing stumos face with it.....and that goes for the rest of you fcuking retarrds:der:

dan johnsy.....yep your another retard and a northern one too:roll: (btw injector clips are in the filter so dont lose them as found you 4;-))

































































hows that8)
 

Perrin21

Member
It's not aimed at anyone in particular, it's aimed at people who just don't think before putting finger to keyboard
Thankfully we do have the internet and us grown ups subscribe to something knows as netiquette, if you are unfamiliar with this then you can read about it here http://www.albion.com/netiquette/corerules.html .

With this in mind you must be aiming your post at yourself. Or your new to this computer thing, in which case its recommended that you finish school and learn the fundamentals of communication before using a text only based medium to speak your mind. Remember when writing comments that it is then up to the person(s) reading the content to interpret its meaning, joke or not. The lack of tone and body language can make a joke, however obvious, be easily taken the wrong way as sarcasm or nastyness.

I'm sure you will have a sarcastic retort to follow so I wait in intrepid anticipation.

Finally, posts like this are known as trolling. There's something for you to put into your Google :)
 

Perrin21

Member
So that's what common sense and the sense of humour got replaced with :lol:
Lol I'm guessing so, that's why at school, those into computers were known as nerds or geeks and those who hung out at pubs and clubs got laid. The pubs were the place for banter lol, because they had something computers didn't have, girls to impress. Can't imagine there are many girls on a Pulsar forum :) . Though I'm beginning to wonder after some of the recent activity.
 

stumo

Active Member
Trolling is the act of purposefully antagonizing other people or trying to get an aggravated response out of someone, I am just pointing out that people should think a little bit for before putting finger to keyboard.

Imagine being in a pub (or club meet) environment and someone kept opening their mouth before thinking, what do you think would happen?

They would have the piss taken.

The same thing is happening on this forum.

If the same person then got a titty lip because he was acting like a little Gurl (incorrect spelling on purpose) what do you think would happen?

Unfortunately in this internet world every Tom, Dick, Harry and Perrin 21 doesn't seem to have the capability to think for themselves and want everything put on a plate for them.
 

red reading

Active Member
Trolling is the act of purposefully antagonizing other people or trying to get an aggravated response out of someone, i am just pointing out that people should think a little bit for before putting finger to keyboard.

Imagine being in a pub (or club meet) environment and someone kept opening their mouth before thinking, what do you think would happen?

They would have the piss taken.

The same thing is happening on this forum.

If the same person then got a titty lip because he was acting like a little Gurl (incorrect spelling on purpose) what do you think would happen?

Unfortunately in this internet world every Tom, Dick, Harry and Perrin 21 doesn't seem to have the capability to think for themselves and want everything put on a plate for them.
unfortunatley it's not just the internet world stu,
 

mikeyp

New Member
yeah and a full-toys-out-the-pram post "not aimed at anyone" with some quite strong comments isn't trying to get a reaction? sounds like trolling to me.. or maybe you didn't think before you put finger to keyboard?

if someone is winding you up in a topic why not tell them in that topic rather than having a hissy fit somewhere else? seems a bit pathetic to me Stumo (big s)
 

red reading

Active Member
Lol I'm guessing so, that's why at school, those into computers were known as nerds or geeks and those who hung out at pubs and clubs got laid. The pubs were the place for banter lol, because they had something computers didn't have, girls to impress. Can't imagine there are many girls on a Pulsar forum :) . Though I'm beginning to wonder after some of the recent activity.
I used to find the nerdy/geeky girls were the randiest bird's and the best shag at school especially if you went to the pub's with them, also found that they used to look well tidy when out too..... horsey riding nerdy girl's were the best, fanny muscles like a porn star...lol
 

red reading

Active Member
yeah and a full-toys-out-the-pram post "not aimed at anyone" with some quite strong comments isn't trying to get a reaction? sounds like trolling to me.. or maybe you didn't think before you put finger to keyboard?

if someone is winding you up in a topic why not tell them in that topic rather than having a hissy fit somewhere else? seems a bit pathetic to me Stumo (big s)
And there was me about to pm you the price on the os giken i have.
 

stumo

Active Member
mikeyp, I'm not trying to wind anyone up and no-one is winding me up and I'm not having a hissy fit.

i just think it's pathetic that really stupid questions are getting asked (I'm paraphrasing here)...." how does water get into my door"?.... how the feck do you think water gets in....in-between the seal and the glass FFS, it doesn't take a rocket scientist (I couldn't spel brain sergoen) does it.

Then when the dumbass gets a bit of stick they go and start crying about it.

Ok, in future I won't put up any more posts like my first one, which was intended to make people think before posting, I'll just rip the piss out of the dickhead who asked the question? THAT is much more satisfying :)
 

Perrin21

Member
mikeyp, i'm not trying to wind anyone up and no-one is winding me up and i'm not having a hissy fit. i just think it's pathetic that really stupid questions are getting asked (i'm paraphrasing here)...." how does water get into my door"?.... how the feck do you think water gets in....inbetween the seal and the glass FFS, it doesn't take a rocket scientist (i couldn't spel brain sergoen) does it. Then when the dumbass gets a bit of stick they go and start crying about it. Ok, in future i won't put up anymore posts like my first one, which was intended to make people think before posting, i'll just rip the piss out of the dickhead who asked the question? THAT is much more satisfying :)
lol, sounds like you are to me. and youre spelling is awful. Maybe its you who should grow up and get down from that high horse your on Stu. Your making yourself look bad in front of everyone here. After 3000+ posts you should know better. looking forward to your attitude improving soon :)
 

red reading

Active Member
I find it truely amazing that you can comment on people's spelling (so you must have some intelligence) and yet you ask the daftest question's.
 

stumo

Active Member
my attitude is fine, i was trying to save you from a pisstake onslaught. Oh well, we all know now......
 
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